rossochanovan:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

Oh I get it now

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dorkthedragon:

b0mbb:

c-hange:

super-who-lockian:

rawrxja:

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. 

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. 

He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. 

Some inspiring things he said;

"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"

"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"

"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."

"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"

Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”

This is beautiful.

I cried.

this is wonderful and amazing and one of the reasons i volunteer with old people

I literally cried over this, it’s the sweetest and saddest thing I’ve ever read

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

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#tumblr

Reblog if you have boobs

shawnmendes:

magconconfessions:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING

IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG

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finding-fucken-nemo:

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

oh shit

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scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

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martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

Spy Kids (2001)

i am unfollowing everybody who doesn’t reblog this

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hellish-fallen-angel:

soyouthinkmyeyesarefine:

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.

THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

OMG THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER.

And they are COMPLETELY doing the right thing. Banning books is banning knowledge, it is actively working against the very principles of teaching. This person is the kind of person I would love to meet.

YOU GO ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

FOUR FOR YOU ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE OMG THIS PERSON IS AMAZING!!!

(Source: joys-r-us)

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand

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Play-Doh

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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(Source: allo-nsy)

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originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

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