Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.
Oh yeah that would get awkward 😂 we have no hot teachers at my school.
(Keep sending me stories)
*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*
Fuck I have homework
you see what i mean
Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not
this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time
CAN WE TALK ABOUT MATT’S SHIRT YESTERDAY
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
For The Masses:
I FOUND A BABY PINEAPPLE
They grow up so fast
He was so dear to me :’(
hallelujah he is risen indeed!
i just want to see the footage of this pineapple being thrown into the air repeatedly in an attempt to get this photo
This made me so happy
Leave an anonymous story in my ask. It can be dirty, stupid, funny, sad. Whatever you want. Do it I dare you