amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

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Anonymous inquired:

So, there is this professor at my school, who is really hot( he looks a lot like rob benedict, but his eyes are more blue). I don't have a class by him, but sometimes I asked friends why he is a professor and not a normal teacher and stuff like that. One day I asked who was the hottest teacher (I hoped they say him) and he was actually one of them. I dreamed of him 3 times ( one dream was about his eyes) so I'm lucky He doesn't teach me. Would be a bit akward.

Oh yeah that would get awkward 😂 we have no hot teachers at my school.
(Keep sending me stories)

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cophineismymorphine:

chocolaty:

slygirl1:

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

Damn it

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texanpadalecki:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MATT’S SHIRT YESTERDAY

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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jatel0:

For The Masses:

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http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

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http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

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thebabbagepatch:

snazziest:

snazziest:

snazziest:

snazziest:

I FOUND A BABY PINEAPPLE image

They grow up so fast image

He was so dear to me :’( image

hallelujah he is risen indeed! image

i just want to see the footage of this pineapple being thrown into the air repeatedly in an attempt to get this photo

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#society

nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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#disney

Leave an anonymous story in my ask. It can be dirty, stupid, funny, sad. Whatever you want. Do it I dare you

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damned-rising-demon:

Can I just say…. Best accidental crossover ever.

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